Sarah Aswell 9 Hilariously Accurate First-Day-of-School Signs Your Friends Won't Post on Social Media This is what those signs would say if they gave the complete picture. By Sarah Aswell posted Aug 8th, 2019 Parents love a first-day-of-school sign photo op for our kiddos. But this might be what they looked like if they were a little more accurate. Hilarious Mom's More-Accurate Birth Announcements Will Sound Scary Familiar If our pride and joy came with complete candor. By Sarah Aswell posted Apr 4th, 2019 If our pride and joy came with complete candor. What Push Notifications for Working Moms Would Look Like if They Told the Brutal Truth "Your uncle just commented on your Facebook post. We almost didn’t send you this notification because you’re going to get all worked up again, and you have that project deadline today." By Sarah Aswell posted Oct 10th, 2018 What our notifications should honestly say.