On Humping

“Mom, come look at how cute these dogs are!”

“Where Honey?”

“Right there! They’re dancing and one doggie has his paws on the other doggie’s hips from behind and they’re bouncing – it’s so cute!”

On Butts

“So dogs get to know each other from smelling each other’s butts?”  (As she gets on all fours)  “Should I let Orzo smell my bottom too?

On Dating

“When I was four I thought it was cool that you dated; but now I think, ‘Why do you have to date anyway?’  I mean you have me.”
 

On Dolls

“I’m really tired of American Dolls; I mean that they don’t really do anything…ok, well maybe I like them a little bit, but just a little bit - and I’m almost done.”
 

On Bedtime…and Waking up the Next Day
 

“Seriously Mom, I’m 8 now. Do you really think I need to go to bed at 9:00pm? Really? ” 

<10 hours later, eyes shut>

“Mom, dress me while I sleep more…zzzz….”
 

On Underwear

“Mom why do people wear pretty underwear? Nobody ever sees it.”
 

On SpongeBob

“But it’s a new episode! I have to watch it! Ok, well I’ve only seen in once or twice but I have to watch it because…”
 

On Coffee

”Oh that smells awful Mom; how can you drink it?”

<22 second pause>

“Can I try your coffee Mom?”

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