Mommy, Your Butt Just Ate That Cotton!

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By Swati Bharteey
Swati Bharteey has been a single working mother since 2003. She has twenty years of work experience in management consulting, and as a senior executive in corporate America. In January of 2009, Swati was due to move into a new role at her company, but decided to pursue her dream of writing a book about single working moms. Swati is forty-one and her little goose is eight.

Mommy, Your Butt Just Ate That Cotton!

Posted on November 08, 2010
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 <Warning: Proceed with caution; this post is not for the faint of heart…or butt>

Cherished Memory #407

Main characters:

1) One beloved single mom doing her very, very, very, best

2) One little three-year-old who always has something ‘portant to tell her mommy, especially when mommy is trying to pee

Begin Scene:

The potty, with mommy on potty

ACTION!

Mommy: Gets tampon from cupboard and starts to put it…well, you know…

Kid: Comes busting, screaming, thundering into bathroom and says, “Mommy, guess what I did! Guess what I did?!” Kid stares at Mommy.

Mommy: GULP!

Earth: Stops rotation

Kid: Eye widen like Grand Canyon, then screams,”Mommy! Your butt just ATE THAT COTTON!”

*FLUSH*

Mommy: “No, sweetie, my butt didn’t…uh…would you like to go to Disney World?”

Cost of Cherished Memory #407: Priceless, but also $3209

End Scene: Cherished Memory #407

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