“We’re going to pick only one (over-priced) pumpkin at the pumpkin patch this weekend.”

"You may not eat a single candy until we get home and I have the chance to inspect it.”

"Candy corn is disgusting. I’d never eat that.”

"No, you may not change your decision about a Halloween costume."

"Trick or treating at the mall is much more fun than going door to door.”

"You can eat only one Halloween candy per day until it’s all gone.”

 “We’re going to make caramel apples from scratch just as I remember them from my childhood.”

 “Susies’s Mom looks cute in that (over-the-top, sexy) Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz costume.”

"Next year we’ll make a haunted house at our house.”

"Of course we went trick or treating with our parents when we were young.”