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I am blonde as if you hadn˙t already figured that out. Yes, I use it to my advantage and yes, it works against me. I am divorced with two children under the age of five. I work a full time "day job" and pretend I am a writer by night. Some of my best work is crafted in the shower and behind the wheel.
I am classically trained in the fight or flight response thanks to genetics and a scorching case of adrenal fatigue. I am fluent in fretting, proficient in "What If?" scenarios and the founder and president of Overthinkers Anonymous. And I'm trying to date.
Yes, I am That Mom. I am the mother of a biter. The good news is that he’s still young enough that it’s acceptable. And fixable. The bad news is that for now, I am The Mother of That Kid Who Keeps Biting Everyone in Daycare.
The first incident report or two I ... Read more...



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