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Marriage + Full time job + 2 beautiful boys = 1 hectic, beautiful, crazy, amazing life. Just another day in the life of a BadAssMama.
Here we are at the close of yet another weekend, and I can't help but wonder if my children hate me.
Let me explain.
I went with my new weekend motto - embrace the chaos. I not only embraced the chaos, but actually surrendered to the insanity. I laughe ... Read more...
Nap time is my favorite time of day.
I'm certain that this statement should come with a certain measure of shame, but quite frankly it does not. You see, my kids are 2 and almost 4. As such, I am in the throes of the terrible twos and whatever the hell ... Read more...
It's official. I no longer have an almost-2-year-old. Today, my Victor-Roo turns two.
It's a tradition at BadAssMama Central to measure the boys' height along the door jamb at the back of the house on their birthday. As much as I'd love to cheat and mea ... Read more...
You are as important as your children.
Or your job.
Or your spouse/partner/significant other.
Or your to do list.
BAM!
There it is, in black and white.
I don't know about you, but for longer than I care to recall I hav ... Read more...
What is it with little boys and guns?
I am not big on violence. Not an earth-shattering pronouncement by a long shot (although nowadays, you never know!). I've never been a fan of violent movies or television programing, and am relatively strict when it comes ... Read more...
The world can be a scary place.
Bad things happen. Sometimes to good people. Even when you've followed the rules and played it safe. Bullies and boo boos, accidents and crime, illness and even death. All very grown up stuff and, unfortunately, all stuff that ... Read more...
I have to bribe my son with Zhu Zhu Pets to get him to go poop.
No, you don't need to get your reading glasses. You're reading that sentence correctly. And, yes, it does sound crazy and will likely result in an extensive amount of therapy for either me, my al ... Read more...
Sometimes I like being a mother in theory more than reality.
Let me explain...
For the majority of my life, when I imagined my future I did not see a husband or kids in the picture. And I wasn't sad about it. I was an aggressively ambitious kid-into-yo ... Read more...
Apparently, I don't know how to do that.
Well, it's not so much that I don't know how to, but more that with a threenager and an overachieving 1 year old (in a rush to enter the terrible two's), life at BadAssMama Central has become a never-ending serie ... Read more...
Sometimes, I suck as a mom.
Royally, completely, totally suck. Epic failure. Loser.
There are many things that cause the BadAssMama to doubt the "Mama" part of her title, not the least of which includes when her children (more often tha ... Read more...



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